Office by Alex Penny
Name's Enzo. 15 years of age with an IQ surpassing the average of a 23 year old. Some say it's the books but I attribute that to my mom; maybe you've heard of her? Her name's Athena.
Hack the what system?
Booger finger in your face in… poke, smother, repeat.
You are disgusting. How are we even related??
Your rhetoric is pathetic.
Blame it on the Atticus-inspired sexual hormones but you need to get laid.
Go away, Enzo.
But we’re chatting. 10 feet away from each other.
Under the same roof.
I just threw a paper ball at you.
Ha.
You missed. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Booger finger in your face in… poke, smother, repeat.
Blame it on the Atticus-inspired sexual hormones but you need to get laid.
Go away, Enzo.
But we’re chatting. 10 feet away from each other.
Under the same roof.
I just threw a paper ball at you.
Ha.
So you think sex /is/ fun, but at a level that’s somewhere below math?Pretty much.
Wait, so all that moaning comes from doing Math, sis?
What moaning?
Blame it on the Atticus-inspired sexual hormones but you need to get laid.
So you think sex /is/ fun, but at a level that’s somewhere below math?Pretty much.
Wait, so all that moaning comes from doing Math, sis?
I do say, may I borrow your Sherlock CD, Poppy?
Which is pretty big, if you’re not used to the sight.
Yeah yeah yeah, leave it to the smart kid to complain about being really smart.
Really, there’s no challenge to anything. It’s all level 1 here.
If only it weren’t so mundane.
If you were in my position, you’d wish it were mundane
Well I’m not, am I?
Yeah yeah yeah, leave it to the smart kid to complain about being really smart.
Really, there’s no challenge to anything. It’s all level 1 here.
If only it weren’t so mundane.
Internet was gone due to comic sans PLDT.
Back now.
I’d win all the trivia shows if only Chiron would let me.
But he won’t.
Because it’s “cheating”
And he doesn’t see the sense in mortal money.
Chiron, sir, I’m not that quite detached from the mortal world.
